Monthly Home Maintenance Suggestions
- January: Test smoke detectors and change batteries if necessary
- February: Check roof for damage and while you're up there howl at the moon a little
- March: Go through your clothes to see if any adorable hamsters are sleeping in there
- April: Vacuum the lawn
- May: Clean out fridge by eating everything inside of it
- June: Dust and Windex your shrine to 311 singer, Nick Hexum
- July: Yell at your air conditioner when it breaks
- August: Retrain your roof archers for the coming goblin invasion
- September: Climb into the cabinet under your sink just to see if you can fit there
- October: Remove blood stains from carpet
- November: Check the 'GO AWAY' message on your front door and repaint if necessary
- December: Perform sacret ritual of the old gods, thereby appeasing them for the coming new year
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